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    If you are concerned about the new airport body scanners, I can help

    Just wear this shirt and these boxers when going through:

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    i like the shirt, but those body scanners are x-ray? i thought the puffs of air were for actual photographs to see if you're concealing something under your clothes or attached to your person.
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    puffs of air? not sure what you mean but they have something blows some wind and detects scents for traces of explosives or drugs.

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    you never went through the machine that says: Air Puffers On and then pushut-chuut-chuut-chuut and then a go or stop sign.
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    One time I had someone scan my body.

    Her name was Beatrice and she was a 350 lbs raging bull.

    Cavity check? Lets just say that was the least of my worries, I knew things about anatomy because of her never previously known by a man.





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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by oddjob2021 Click here to enlarge
    you never went through the machine that says: Air Puffers On and then pushut-chuut-chuut-chuut and then a go or stop sign.
    no. never. I'v heard of them though

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    I want a private plane.

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    yea you can do whatever you want. And bring anything.

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    yea you can do whatever you want. And bring anything.
    It would be a party on a plane like none other.

    It's not like I can't bring stripper poles aboard. Hell, we could even do jousting.

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    I was thinking sluts and drugs. we can fly anywhere we want to just for the hell of it.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by e92 Click here to enlarge
    I was thinking sluts and drugs. we can fly anywhere we want to just for the hell of it.
    If only having your own plane was as cheap as sluts and drugs are.

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