StinkyM had both his toys out last night...
So where does this story begin? Ahh rightÖ. ThereÖ yes right there. MMMMÖ yes right thereÖ. Oh sorry, mmhhmmm, the story begins last weekend. Long story so prepare yourselves.
Last weekend I ran a red cammed GTO and that night he was telling me how he wanted to run my bike and all this and that. So Iím like ok I will bring it out next weekend and we can see whatís up. No biggie. Friday night, or Thursday night he finds our fb page and heís blowing it up. Thereís a backstory to why so let me explain that in some light detail.
He ran a Mazda Speed 3 in town thatís not all itís cracked up to be. He ran the Mazda Speed 3 I ran and this is whatís not adding up to me. Nothing has changed between anyoneís setup.
GTO vs Mazda speed 3 from a few months ago
GTO vs Me from last week
So, I am thinking the GTO sprayed me. If nothing has changed since these runs or he got retuned then he sprayed me. Anyways, Iím like whatever and last weekend everyone was hyping up this Mazda Speed 3. Claiming itís the fastest one in town and blah blah whatever blah. So Iím setting up runs to run the Mazda Speed 3, you know me being black and all, instigating runs. I posted up in 3rd person saying I heard myself wanted to run this Mazda Speed 3 on whatever tune he ran the GTO on. And he posted back saying thatís cool.
Hereís the interesting part. The GTO dude got wind of the post and joined the group. Now once again, me being black and all, Iím calling this GTO dude out. Heís claiming itís still a 5.7. Well in the aforementioned video, clearly it says itís a 6.0 and the fact that heís buddy buddy with the MS3 dude makes this whole crew seem sketchy. He also told my good friend with a C5 Z06 that he has a 6.0, and the MS3 dude says he has a 6.0. Then he wonders why everyone claims he has a 6.0? Man stfu. So I call his bs and heís like itís a 5.7 and I didnít spray. Hmm. Well the Mazda Speed 3 clearly put half a car on you and I instantly put half a car on the Mazda Speed 3, but you instantly put a car on me. Nah my dude either you sprayed or you have one hell of a new tune.
So we were going back and forth for two days about this and eventually I got to a point to where I was like annnd Iím done talking to you. So, since he wants to bs me Iím not going to be running this did anytime soon. I cannot stand people who say they do this for fun but bs their way through. Takes all the fun out of it.
So last night. We roll out 10 deep. Had me on the bike, my buddy drove my M3, a VR-4, Mazda Speed 3, STi hatch, Lotus Elise, a well done up Camry and an Altima. I park the bike and immediately this guy from last week walks up to me. Heís cool as hell and Iím down for whatever with him. So I told him I was waiting on the Mazda Speed 3 dude first and if he didnít show up I would run him. He immediately leaves and heads towards the Mazda Speed 3 dudes house. 5 minutes later they show back up and the Mazda dude is like ďyo you thought I wasnít going to show upĒ. Whatever, when do you want to run? Heís like ďin 30 minutesĒ. Cool. Hereís how the first run turned out.
*My Iphone didnít adjust to go wide so the video is upside down.
That was the first run. On the way back it went like this.
He became really friendly after that run.
So immediately after the second run, he stops at a gas station and heís like I was only hitting 13.5 psi on the second run. I heard his carís turbo setup get extremely loud like a hose popped off or something so I give him that. He fixes whatever went wrong, and weíre back at it. He has the videos of the other runs. I asked him for them and still have yet to see them.
So, then I rebooted myself into my bike gear. I donít trust none of these dudes like I wouldnít trust my dog in the house by himself, so I asked my dude to roll out behind us in the M3. These runs were so f ing sick. Ugh, I loved running this WS6 on the bike. It was close as hell until like 120 where he would pull bus lengths. Expected since Iím only on a 600 and heís making quite a bit of power. My guess is like 500-550 on the bottle. I need to hook mine up on the bike and spray a 20 hit and see what it do. Anyways hereís one of the runs. The quality sucks but itís whatever.
That boy shift dem gears on that 600. I learned from the best. Beans where you at? The video sucks but man I love watching this video over and over. Makes me happy knowing Iím a decent rider on my 600. Iím just fat. Need a 140 lb jockey or a faster bike.
So, we return and this Mustang guy was trying to run me for cash. Iím like ďdude I have my car and bike out here for fun. Iím not running anyone for cash out hereĒ. Heís like ok whatever. So we were about to leave to line that up and he walks up to me and says ďmy bottle is pretty low so we might get one good runĒ. Iím like itís cool. Whatever.
So we get lined up, and I tossed him the thumbs up to let him know I am ready. He just steals the hit. HARD!!! He had half a door on me before I went WOT. I ended up running him down, and then he ran out of bottle. Sad sad sad.
Iím tired of writing, Iím up to 3 pages on a word document and this is already long enough. But that was my night. Great night, some good people, and a lot of fun.
BTW, the bike and M3 ran, and the M3 pulled. It was sad. I was sitting in 3rd at 75 mph and that M3 just took off. The M3ís top end is just unstopppppppaaaaablleeeeeee!!!!!
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