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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    If Shiv is modifying trash cans does that finally make him a true backyard/garage tuner? That isn't Haltech's trash can right?
    No, Sticky....What made Shiv a backyard tuner was when he wired his Procede together with speaker-wire and a four-function calculator....
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Eric335 Click here to enlarge
    What made Shiv a backyard tuner was when he wired his Procede together with speaker-wire and a four-function calculator....
    He'd get better results if each calculator wasn't VIN locked to each PROCEDE... still, it's exceptional tuning skill. You just type in whatever horsepower you want.

    Sometimes you get this result:

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    That's only when Shiv's girlfriend helps with the tuning though.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    He'd get better results if each calculator wasn't VIN locked to each PROCEDE... still, it's exceptional tuning skill. You just type in whatever horsepower you want.

    Sometimes you get this result:

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d_qMo4Impi...calculator.jpg

    That's only when Shiv's girlfriend helps with the tuning though.
    Which ST owning girlfriend are you speaking of?
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Eric335 Click here to enlarge
    Which ST owning girlfriend are you speaking of?
    Wait Laguna Seca Blue doesn't have a ST? Because he acts like he has one up his...

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    Wait Laguna Seca Blue doesn't have a ST? Because he acts like he has one up his...
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    I have no idea how to NWS this lol
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    Wait Laguna Seca Blue doesn't have a ST? Because he acts like he has one up his...
    Are you serious right now Sticky? Of course he has a ST (small tool)

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Eric335 Click here to enlarge
    I have no idea how to NWS this lol
    Thank god I do...

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by E90Company Click here to enlarge
    Are you serious right now Sticky? Of course he has a ST (small tool)
    My bad, I thought it stood for single testicle.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    My bad, I thought it stood for single testicle.
    lol

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Terry@BMS Click here to enlarge
    Just removed a customers procede v3 today. He asked me what I thought it was worth. I told him somewhere between zero and $300. Click here to enlarge
    should have linked him here to this thread Click here to enlarge
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    This thread is full of win lol (minus that pic...wtf).
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    lol awesome therad

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Eric335 Click here to enlarge
    No, Sticky....What made Shiv a backyard tuner was when he wired his Procede together with speaker-wire and a four-function calculator....
    Lies, that was no mere calculator. The misfires have always been related to angry birds.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by V8Bait Click here to enlarge
    Lies, that was no mere calculator. The misfires have always been related to angry birds.

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    You don't need an Iphone to tune a Procede. It would be like using the Space Shuttle to get to work.

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    Other tunes are inferior because they do not have a reentry module or the ability to adjust orbit with a user adjustable table. These things are required for ultimate safety in case your engine goes into orbit, and frankly the other tuners are opening themselves to problems by not taking these things into account, your argument is invalid.

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    14 out of 16 reps on the first post. Not bad.... Whats the record for a single most reps on a post Sticky?
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Autobahn335i Click here to enlarge
    This thread is full of win lol (minus that pic...wtf).
    Dont hate on my selfie...
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    I heard there is a new update called bad piggies.
    you kinda tune it yourself Click here to enlarge
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by marcvtec Click here to enlarge
    I heard there is a new update called bad piggies.
    you kinda tune it yourself Click here to enlarge

    not bad for the free version. Click here to enlarge
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    lol @ bad piggies reference.
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    So after stickies comment I was going to Photoshop a Vishnu emblem onto a space shuttle. The problem is I strive for accuracy even in fantasy, and misfires in rocket engines don't typically end well. I was using a image of the challenger shuttle, when I realized I'm going to hell. I blame sticky.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by V8Bait Click here to enlarge
    So after stickies comment I was going to Photoshop a Vishnu emblem onto a space shuttle. The problem is I strive for accuracy even in fantasy, and misfires in rocket engines don't typically end well. I was using a image of the challenger shuttle, when I realized I'm going to hell. I blame sticky.
    Don't forget about the dual mass flywheel cause of misfires... that was the funniest thing I heard about =)

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Black Sheep Click here to enlarge
    14 out of 16 reps on the first post. Not bad.... Whats the record for a single most reps on a post Sticky?
    I don't even know.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    I don't even know.
    There's one way to know for sure. Start on my post right here Click here to enlarge

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by E90Company Click here to enlarge
    There's one way to know for sure. Start on my post right here Click here to enlarge
    There's a serious lack of boobies in your post.

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