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    Worst pickup line ever.

    I know there are some horrible ones out there. I'll start with:

    im hung like a tic tac come here and I'll freshen your breath.

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    Mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

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    What has 144 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

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    so we gonna $#@! or not?

    actually works from time to time, but still horrible




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    Is that your phone in your back pocket, cause your ass is calling me
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by xShadows Click here to enlarge
    What has 144 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
    Hahahahahahh!

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    I may not be the best looking guy here but I'm the only one talking to you.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    Hahahahahahh!
    He named himself that, I had nothing to do with it... You don't question the Hulk.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by xShadows Click here to enlarge
    He named himself that, I had nothing to do with it... You don't question the Hulk.
    I'm impressed your penis can talk.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    I'm impressed your penis can talk.

    What, yours can't? :p

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Pjimshu Click here to enlarge
    What, yours can't? :p
    Stupid thing only throws up and wants to constantly bury it's head.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    Stupid thing only throws up and wants to constantly bury it's head.

    Lol.

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    How much will a 20 get me?
    Nice legs; what time do they open?
    And I thought I had a boner before!
    My mom won't be home for hours..
    You're hotter than my daughter.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by yage202 Click here to enlarge
    You're hotter than my daughter.
    Hahhaahahh!

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    That shirt is very becoming on you. But if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, like lasagna, let's go screw.

    I'm the 6. Do you want to be the 9?
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Brey335i Click here to enlarge
    I'm the 6. Do you want to be the 9?
    If a hot chick actually answered yes to this...

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    #1 pickup line in a redneck bar - "Nice tooth".

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    What time do you get off ? Can I watch ?

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