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    How To Have Sex In Any Kind Of Car

    To be honest, this might be safe for work/school... Lol
    Its a funny read, click here.

    Ill post the relevent classes for our GermanBoost cars:

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    Fornication Location Class 5: Two-seater enclosed cars, or larger cars without bench seating anywhere

    Things get trickier here. some cars don't have rear benches, exactly, but a pile of clothes or something can cover the non-seat middle and make it close enough — the Porsche Panamera is an example of this. But some just won't work this way— there's only bucket seats available. In these cases. you'll need to limit your positioning to combinations that allow two of you in one seat, or permit one partner to bridge the non-seat area. Be wary of parking brake levers and gearshifts! Those things can hurt.
    Pros: These cars usually often can make people want to have sex with you in the first place.
    Cons: It's really, really tight in there. You could end up Siamese'd.
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    Fornication Location Class 6: Convertibles, Roadsters, And Other Open Vehicles (including open-bed pickup trucks)
    With these, the issue becomes more about where you're parking than where in the car you're playing. A closed car can at least pretend to be a private space — an open Miata, though, would be like having sex in a horse trough. Not private at all.
    So, for these cars, the physical options are greater, since headroom is infinite, and you can use rollbars and windshield frames, etc to help support things. You're more having sex on the car than in it with these, and while that can work, be wary of hot and/or cold metal surfaces on tender bare skin.
    Pickup trucks fit in this category because the logistics are more based on overall location as well— that open bed gives you as much flexibility as a van, but with zero privacy. Also, blankets are probably a good idea for a truck bed, which will likely be hot or cold, and often filled with uncomfortable ridges. And probably leaves, beer cans, screws, nails, sawblades, angry raccoons, etc.
    Pros: In the right environment, this can be incredible.
    Cons: Having "F-150" burned backwards on your ass.


    If this is a repost, then my bad. I searched lol
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    bad ass, i can confirm class 5 works great in a 3 series.

    I personally like just opening the back doors and using the backseat. Click here to enlarge

    hahahahha good times man

    currently, my house is just easier. Click here to enlarge




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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by E90SoFlo Click here to enlarge
    bad ass, i can confirm class 5 works great in a 3 series.

    I personally like just opening the back doors and using the backseat. Click here to enlarge

    hahahahha good times man

    currently, my house is just easier. Click here to enlarge
    some cars don't have rear benches, exactly, but a pile of clothes or something can cover the non-seat middle and make it close enough — the Porsche Panamera is an example of this.

    ^^^ So true. Weird part is this is true on both my 335i and my Panamera lol
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    The hard part is to clean the car afterwards lol (make up)

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    ya that's about right....

    how's this one @Sticky
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Jake@Eurocharged.com Click here to enlarge
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    ya that's about right....

    how's this one @Sticky
    $#@!ing boss is how it is. You know I'm a Susan fan.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    $#@!ing boss is how it is. You know I'm a Susan fan.
    lol ya... This is one of my favorite pics too....
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Jake@Eurocharged.com Click here to enlarge
    lol ya... This is one of my favorite pics too....
    I think any male that sees it has that pic as their favorite...

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    I think any male that sees it has that pic as their favorite...
    you make a good point.... lol

    Man, that was a fun day lmao! Also helps with the car is TT R Package
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    whats more fun to ride, the girl or the car?

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    whats more fun to ride, the girl or the car?
    tough call.... the girl.....
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Jake@Eurocharged.com Click here to enlarge
    tough call.... the girl.....
    Someone's in love. Click here to enlarge

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    Someone's in love. Click here to enlarge
    pretty much....lol
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    More pics of her^
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by bobS Click here to enlarge
    More pics of her^
    tons in the eurocharged section.....
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    @Jake@Eurocharged.com Damn, i didnt see you responded to this thread. Nice pictures dude. Real nice..... Click here to enlarge
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Jake@Eurocharged.com Click here to enlarge
    tons in the eurocharged section.....
    Link?
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Eric335 Click here to enlarge
    @Jake@Eurocharged.com Damn, i didnt see you responded to this thread. Nice pictures dude. Real nice..... Click here to enlarge
    thanks!

    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by bobS Click here to enlarge
    Link?
    in our sponsor section in this forum...

    http://www.bimmerboost.com/showthrea...d-Girls-Thread
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    there are others there too...check out the open house thread too....
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by bobS Click here to enlarge
    More pics of her^
    Their models are awesome chicks. Super hot too. Haley is my personal fave.

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    They def have hot models, hotter than normal. I usually get annoyed at slutty car models that think they are hot...ha
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by bobS Click here to enlarge
    They def have hot models, hotter than normal. I usually get annoyed at slutty car models that think they are hot...ha
    For real.

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    Ever read this thread? Haha
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    I think this is one of the best things about our girls....

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    whats more fun to ride, the girl or the car?
    if you're doing it right, you ride car as girl rides you.

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