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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by BTM Click here to enlarge
    send me one of your black chicks so I don't fail my black history month challenge 2 yrs in a row since I started it
    Want this one? She can't get enough me asked me on a date this weekend again:

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    oh yea, then just go jerk off. I find the best measure of if I like a chick is to rub one out and then 2 seconds aftewards thinkg about her. If I still want to hang out with her instead of sleep, she's marriage material.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by mithiral67 Click here to enlarge
    oh yea, then just go jerk off. I find the best measure of if I like a chick is to rub one out and then 2 seconds aftewards thinkg about her. If I still want to hang out with her instead of sleep, she's marriage material.
    This pretty much says it. It's hilarious every month there are 50 new articles in cosmo about "does he want you" and all this $#@!, when in reality, this is the actual answer.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by mithiral67 Click here to enlarge
    oh yea, then just go jerk off. I find the best measure of if I like a chick is to rub one out and then 2 seconds aftewards thinkg about her. If I still want to hang out with her instead of sleep, she's marriage material.
    I think about her a lot even after that and I wouldn't even care if I didn't think she had that potential. I haven't clicked intellectually like this with a woman in a long time so hence why I'm even contemplating my moves.

    I'll txt her in a few days, might as well let her sweat a little bit now. Or see if she contacts me again. $#@! don't really want to play this stupid game.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    Want this one? She can't get enough me asked me on a date this weekend again:

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    I'd take it. how dark were her nipples
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by BTM Click here to enlarge
    I'd take it. how dark were her nipples
    Pretty damn dark.

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    dark chocolate i can handle. black as night kinda freaks me out. face paint?
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    So last night, get home, got some grub in me and headed to bed. Pull up some porn for some me time and fart while finding me something new. Smelled so bad i was put off for a second and then just went back to work. Smell lingered to badly I just shut the porn down and left the room to make sure I hadnt $#@! myself. Thank god I can still wear on my parents soul i have never $#@! myself but can now say with confidence, second worst gas of my life.
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    also, hot dog down hallway? bratwurst down hallway?
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by BTM Click here to enlarge
    dark chocolate i can handle. black as night kinda freaks me out. face paint?
    Not sure what you mean by face paint?

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    skeet skeet $#@!
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by BTM Click here to enlarge
    also, hot dog down hallway? bratwurst down hallway?
    No she's tight as hell. Small girl. And only 20...

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    damn a 93. respect
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by mithiral67 Click here to enlarge
    So last night, get home, got some grub in me and headed to bed. Pull up some porn for some me time and fart while finding me something new. Smelled so bad i was put off for a second and then just went back to work. Smell lingered to badly I just shut the porn down and left the room to make sure I hadnt $#@! myself. Thank god I can still wear on my parents soul i have never $#@! myself but can now say with confidence, second worst gas of my life.
    in my $#@!ty eating/drinking days I would regularly fart so bad I'd have to leave my desk
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    I also have not $#@! my pants #mp
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    how many calories in a lb of boneless chicken? google ranges between 4-700. wtf
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    http://www.lvrj.com/news/three-dead-...192273091.html

    almost same street Tupac was shot on, but the Aria? Rappers and guns, asses...
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    this is hilarious
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    Hello snow

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    Would you prefer for posts to be deleted or still have the option to view everything?
    I'd like the option of seeing what the hoopla is aboot

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by CubanJJ09 Click here to enlarge
    I'd like the option of seeing what the hoopla is aboot
    Exactly, and you have it.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Black Sheep Click here to enlarge
    an scream crunchy black
    LOLOLOL

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by BTM Click here to enlarge
    when all else fails, send a dick pic
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by mithiral67 Click here to enlarge
    So last night, get home, got some grub in me and headed to bed. Pull up some porn for some me time and fart while finding me something new. Smelled so bad i was put off for a second and then just went back to work. Smell lingered to badly I just shut the porn down and left the room to make sure I hadnt $#@! myself. Thank god I can still wear on my parents soul i have never $#@! myself but can now say with confidence, second worst gas of my life.
    I've seen/wrote some revealing thing on the cct but this one is gonna have to number #1 in my book, pretty awesome. I believe we've entered
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    ...... That being said, LOL. That fart must of been pretty $#@!ing disgusting cause anytime I do that I just power through.

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