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    Joao Barbosa takes wife on a wild ride around Daytona Hi Banks in a 2 seater DP

    Joao Barbosa takes his wife for the 1st time in a ride around Daytona International Speedway at 185mph in a 2 seater Daytona Prototype

    Probably the last time she complained to him that he only drives cars for a living Click here to enlarge

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    Looking for my wife right now... Lets go for a ride LMAO. Thats a WIN!
    We stay swingin...
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    I bet if she was driving, she would crash the car.
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    Funny thing is that is how my wife acts when I drive normally to the store while obeying all road laws.
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    ...and those were very slow laps, way under race pace.
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    Gotta love those no lift shifts.
    She was losing her $#@! - LOL. That was great.

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    From the time he braked for the horseshoe out of pit lane to the time he braked for horseshoe after fisrt full lap was 1:51 seconds according to the timer, Pole for that race was a 1:41...10 seconds is HUGE, that was like a cool down lap for him LOL
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by JRCART Click here to enlarge
    From the time he braked for the horseshoe out of pit lane to the time he braked for horseshoe after fisrt full lap was 1:51 seconds according to the timer, Pole for that race was a 1:41...10 seconds is HUGE, that was like a cool down lap for him LOL

    Hey cut the man some slack, as his wife had already $#@! herself.Click here to enlarge


    Haven't you ever had a spastic women for a fun lap?

    Wait a minute, that would only make me drive faster, sorry my badClick here to enlarge

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    How do you scare a race car driver? I think Barbosa's wife needs to make a phone call and set this up for payback LOL.

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    My cousin used to race in WERA, with the AMA, but that video was just a little too gay for meClick here to enlarge

    But I will grant you that those guys have big balls, NOT in a gay like wayClick here to enlarge

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by mramg1 Click here to enlarge
    My cousin used to race in WERA, with the AMA, but that video was just a little too gay for meClick here to enlarge

    But I will grant you that those guys have big balls, NOT in a gay like wayClick here to enlarge
    How long ago did he race? What's his name? I races bikes in CCS and WERA and then moved up to AMA Pro in the mid and late 90's.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by JRCART Click here to enlarge
    How long ago did he race? What's his name? I races bikes in CCS and WERA and then moved up to AMA Pro in the mid and late 90's.
    He raced in the late 80's, As I am OLD, well that is mid forty'sClick here to enlarge

    I'll PM you his name as he did pretty good for a low budget, and being WAY TTTTOOOOOO heavy for a cycle racer.

    By the way, that is how I had my start with car racing. Going to Summit point, Watkins Glen, Mid Ohio, Nelson Ledges. Those bikers REALLY know how to party!!!!
    And some of them even had moneyClick here to enlarge

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    That video had me laughing my ass off.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    Funny thing is that is how my wife acts when I drive normally to the store while obeying all road laws.
    Dude my wife won't even get in one of the Mustangs...
    We stay swingin...
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    My wife allways starts to grab the door handle when an interresting corner or roundabout comes up Click here to enlarge
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    I like when women use the imaginary brake pedal on the floor of the passanger side LOL.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by JRCART Click here to enlarge
    I like when women use the imaginary brake pedal on the floor of the passanger side LOL.
    For some reason, even if men are scared in the passenger seat they never do this. Logically they understand that there is no brake pedal there and there is no need for the action to depress it because it will prove unsuccessful in stopping the car. So they just scream and yelp and yada yada yada, which is perfectly fine.

    Notice how almost every single woman, will do the brake pedal foot action with the hand on the dash board looking for a steering wheel movement. Because in fact, they do not think logically, and their emotional reaction drives them to do such retarded motions in the passenger seat.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    Notice how almost every single woman, will do the brake pedal foot action with the hand on the dash board looking for a steering wheel movement. Because in fact, they do not think logically, and their emotional reaction drives them to do such retarded motions in the passenger seat.
    I would imagine that you do not use this as a pick up lineClick here to enlarge



    Just having fun my friend

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    I havent used a pick up line in years. I have been neutered.
    Some people live long, meaningful lives.

    Other people eat shit and die.

    I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally; especially fat people.


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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DBFIU Click here to enlarge
    I havent used a pick up line in years. I have been neutered.
    I know the feeling my friendClick here to enlarge

    Married with children for meClick here to enlarge

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    When you brake really really late most people tend to become unsettled Click here to enlarge
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    Man...the sound of that car was pure sex, I need a drink now Click here to enlarge

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