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    Paper Towels are NOT a substitute for toilet paper

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    LOLOLOL haha, better that than your hand! (3rd world...)

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    lol sticky....you fail at $#@!ting.

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    Been there, done that. TP>PTs>nothing....

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    Alright, that's it, I'm off to the store.

    Paper Towels just don't fold right.
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    I can't find my Dirty Bachelor Frog gif

    "Poop before shower
    Why bother wiping?"

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    I'm pretty sure paper towels can screw up your septic system after a while...not sure.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Dan in PA Click here to enlarge
    I'm pretty sure paper towels can screw up your septic system after a while...not sure.
    Uh oh..
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    ^LOL, so does that mean its been a while since you had TP?

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    when i build a house, i'm going to have japanese toilets with built in bidets. nothing like a fresh ass shower. nothing gets it cleaner faster and without tearing your buhhole up
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    Just wet it before using it...

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Blake Click here to enlarge
    when i build a house, i'm going to have japanese toilets with built in bidets. nothing like a fresh ass shower. nothing gets it cleaner faster and without tearing your buhhole up
    Yes but then how do you dry a really wet ass? Toilet paper gets all soggy and rips.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by DarkPhantom Click here to enlarge
    ^LOL, so does that mean its been a while since you had TP?
    Like a week.
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    I am now the proud owner of 9 charmin mega-rolls. $15 for 9 rolls? WTF?

    I don't want to wipe my ass with money.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    Yes but then how do you dry a really wet ass? Toilet paper gets all soggy and rips.
    it's not that bad. the water jet isn't overpowering and it hits the buhhole just right. after if scrubs the feces off your brown eye, you just use a couple squares to clean up the residual water and it's like fresh out the shower clean.

    i'm actually sitting on the $#@!ter as we speak. god damn hot sauce.
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    I am now the proud owner of 9 charmin mega-rolls. $15 for 9 rolls? WTF?

    I don't want to wipe my ass with money.
    FTL! I Just got 18 ULTRA-MEGA-WHATEVER rolls for $14 from target! Supposedly they are equal to 30 "normal" rolls from being tightly rolled.....

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by e92 Click here to enlarge
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    That would of been useful this past month, damn women and their periods!

    Also would be useful for Corpus Christi, located in the Fattest County in the nation AND there are 100 Mexican restaurants located down every street.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by SlicktopTTZ Click here to enlarge
    there are 100 Mexican restaurants located down every street.
    you're thinking of god's dirty mexican $#@! aka san antonio
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Blake Click here to enlarge
    you're thinking of god's dirty mexican $#@! aka san antonio
    San Antonio is Corpus with more people, and less humidity. Only two hours away, eventually we will merge into one giant Mexico inside of the US.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Blake Click here to enlarge
    it's not that bad. the water jet isn't overpowering and it hits the buhhole just right. after if scrubs the feces off your brown eye, you just use a couple squares to clean up the residual water and it's like fresh out the shower clean.

    i'm actually sitting on the $#@!ter as we speak. god damn hot sauce.
    Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahhhhha
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    ^lol wtf?

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