Thread: Government Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warn you how to survive Zombie Apocalypse
05-19-2011, 04:09 PM #1
Government Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warn you how to survive Zombie Apocalypse
No, I'm not making this up: http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated. Not only would scientists be working to identify the cause and cure of the zombie outbreak, but CDC and other federal agencies would send medical teams and first responders to help those in affected areas (I will be volunteering the young nameless disease detectives for the field work).
05-19-2011, 04:46 PM #2
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05-19-2011, 05:02 PM #4
One of my friends works for the CDC. He said they did this to try to raise emergency awareness, but it raised more than they were ever expecting.
05-19-2011, 06:15 PM #5
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05-19-2011, 09:00 PM #7
plus uno ^Some people live long, meaningful lives.
Other people eat shit and die.
I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally; especially fat people.