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    LOL! Those girl scouts are just the government...

    LOL! Those girl scouts are just the government hiding in plain site.
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    Dip the tips in Caress hand soap and you have a...

    Dip the tips in Caress hand soap and you have a nasty home made toxin/poison dart.
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    Be careful, you might poke his eye out. Don't...

    Be careful, you might poke his eye out. Don't want to get sued for that!!! Its insane, guy breaks into your house, gets hurt and you get sued? WTF?
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    Better yet, when the bad guy breaks in... YOU...

    Better yet, when the bad guy breaks in... YOU kill your whole family and say you saved him the time. Call 911 and say you didn't stop the intruder but figured it would be best your kids died by your...
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    Wait, you mean guns don't kill people? People...

    Wait, you mean guns don't kill people? People kill people? When did that happen? You are making logic, stop it or the government will come take your guns! I can set a loaded gun on the kitten...
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    I don't need no stinking gun... I haz ninja...

    I don't need no stinking gun... I haz ninja powers.

    Its getting crazy so here is what I propose, when someone breaks into your house don't use a gun! Break out your long sword and cut the...
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