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    • USP Motorsports versus "1300 horsepower" Prototech 997 Turbo Part II - Epic Porsche owner butthurt on display

      This is Part II of an article posted just a day ago regarding the race between the USP Motorsports VR6 swapped turbo B5 S4 and a Prototech E85 powered upgraded turbo and built motor 997 Turbo. A new video was posted by USP Motorsports showing some of the comments from the Porsche owner which meant a follow up article due to the epic butthurt on display was necessary. There is no shame in losing to a 932 wheel horsepower and 9.4@160 1/4 mile car by the way.


      The 997 Turbo owner claims to have 1300 horsepower. Well, based on the result of the race, he clearly doesn't. The dude got spanked and against such a stout VR6 turbo S4 once again there is no shame. The funny part is how the Porsche owner handled it saying he did not pull his rear seats. USP Motorsports slammed this in hilarious fashion:


      Classic. Obviously pulling the back seats would have made no difference. USP Motorsports was fairly gentle with the guy considering he even took the hit in the race, more than AudiBoost would have been, especially when the guy who just lost is basically begging for some props on his car. Another hilarious response by USP Motorsports though wondering if the guy needs a hug:




      The guy from USP Motorsports states he will race the Porsche owner again in his own Porsche to make it fair since he is complaining about the USP Motorsports car being a race car despite the fact it is limited in its turbo size by its class. Reality is, this S4 could be a hell of a lot faster.

      The Porsche owner again makes a hilarious response thinking it is a game of one-upmanship stating he has a pro-mod car in response to running in True Street (the drag class in which the S4 races). The response, "That won't work" did not seem to click with the Porsche owner who's butthurt seemed to be overwhelming his reasoning.

      Hilarious, enjoy the video below.


      Comments 47 Comments
      1. Sticky's Avatar
        Sticky -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by 600whp S4 Click here to enlarge
        different block, whats the point 3.6L motors are cheap and have the highest flowing cylinder head!
        I guess you're right.
      1. justohigh's Avatar
        justohigh -
        The editing made the vid. I died when I saw the freeze frame of the buses.
      1. Sticky's Avatar
        Sticky -
        @600whp S4 how good is head games for head work?
      1. prodigymb's Avatar
        prodigymb -
        awesome video and editing, my favorite were the crickets and the school buses. 1300hp .....riiiight.

        definitiely closer to 1300hp then stickys car will ever be though Click here to enlarge
      1. chrisisnapping's Avatar
        chrisisnapping -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
        Who cares? I can just go buy a new M3 if necessary like I have done with the past two generations.

        Or I could go get a used 996 and build it in a barn. But it's kind of boring to take the cheap and easy way out. Fortunately I don't have your budget.
        come on you know you want to build a 3.6L VR6 for VWBoost
      1. chrisisnapping's Avatar
        chrisisnapping -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
        No, you're right, I really do.

        I would much rather do that than drive the new M3.

        I'm just not sure on the 3.6 with the DFI and wondering if the 3.2 24v might not be smarter.
        i'm sure if you talk to the right people everything can be solved, however i'm not sure what walls will be hit with the stock fueling system on the 3.6, i'm not too familiar with the vr6 platforms. As mentioned you could always weld off the DFI and go port injection. or use both.

        I do know that there are tons and tons of resources available for the 3.2 and it wouldn't be all that difficult or time consuming to get a build done, a pretty fast build at that.

        If you were to go 3.6, you'd just have to decide if you want to get a car with that engine already in it, or do a swap and what transmission. I'm not sure if the DSG mates to it, it'll mate to the 3.2 and it has tuning readily available. Plus I think there are coilpack upgrades out too.
      1. Sticky's Avatar
        Sticky -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by justohigh Click here to enlarge
        The editing made the vid. I died when I saw the freeze frame of the buses.
        That was pretty good as well Click here to enlarge
      1. speeding-g60's Avatar
        speeding-g60 -
        last i knew, the S4 is streetable, street driven, and street legal. and it is legal and registered in the STREET CLASS for NHRA, called True Street. there are requirements to run in that class, and the car meets them all. so all that bull$hit about pro-stock versus blah blah, save the loser/rice-scuses for someone else. you took a jump, got your ass handed to you, so quit trying to backpedal. you brought a butter knife to a gun fight, i am just glad you didnt come out with "i almost had you.....".

        "i didnt take my back seats off" WTF does this mean? the only way your back seats would have helped you is if someone threw them at the S4 as it passed your ass and caused CG to swerve to miss hitting it.
      1. Sticky's Avatar
        Sticky -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by speeding-g60 Click here to enlarge
        last i knew, the S4 is streetable, street driven, and street legal. so all that bull$hit about pro-stock versus blah blah, save the loser/rice-scuses for someone else. you took a jump, got your ass handed to you, so quit trying to backpedal.

        "i didnt take my back seats off" WTF does this mean? the only way your back seats would have helped you is if someone threw them at the S4 as it passed your ass and caused CG to swerve to miss hitting it.
        Agree 100% LOL.

        Welcome.
      1. Sledgehammer's Avatar
        Sledgehammer -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by speeding-g60 Click here to enlarge
        last i knew, the S4 is streetable, street driven, and street legal. so all that bull$hit about pro-stock versus blah blah, save the loser/rice-scuses for someone else. you took a jump, got your ass handed to you, so quit trying to backpedal.

        "i didnt take my back seats off" WTF does this mean? the only way your back seats would have helped you is if someone threw them at the S4 as it passed your ass and caused CG to swerve to miss hitting it.
        Welcome to BimmerBoost awesome first post... LOL
      1. Spool's Avatar
        Spool -
        Sick Race!!!
      1. Spool's Avatar
        Spool -
        Anyone know how much boost the porsche rans??
      1. speeding-g60's Avatar
        speeding-g60 -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Spool Click here to enlarge
        Anyone know how much boost the porsche rans??
        not enough.
      1. Sticky's Avatar
        Sticky -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by speeding-g60 Click here to enlarge
        not enough.
        Hahahaha this was going to be my answer as well.
      1. 600whp S4's Avatar
        600whp S4 -
        I wish they would have just left the back seats in the only weight 22lbs honestly... Also speedy g60 has a sick fast audi 90 he just has the wrong motor in it Click here to enlarge
      1. Sticky's Avatar
        Sticky -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by 600whp S4 Click here to enlarge
        I wish they would have just left the back seats in the only weight 22lbs honestly... Also speedy g60 has a sick fast audi 90 he just has the wrong motor in it Click here to enlarge
        He did leave the back seats in, what do you mean?
      1. Spool's Avatar
        Spool -
        Any detail what turbos on that Porsche??
        I dont want to discredit USP but there is no way in hell this Porsche made 1300hp. Also keep in mind that Prototech use high reading mustang dyno ( not Prototech dyno ) for example modded vtgs kit made about 680whp on racegas but it made 822whp with Prototech also built 3.8 with hta3586 made almost 1200hp at 2.3bar and 1275hp at 1.65bar with Prototech dyno that they are using.
      1. Sledgehammer's Avatar
        Sledgehammer -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Spool Click here to enlarge
        Any detail what turbos on that Porsche??
        I dont want to discredit USP but there is no way in hell this Porsche made 1300hp. Also keep in mind that Prototech use high reading mustang dyno ( not Prototech dyno ) for example modded vtgs kit made about 680whp on racegas but it made 822whp with Prototech also built 3.8 with hta3586 made almost 1200hp at 2.3bar and 1275hp at 1.65bar with Prototech dyno that they are using.
        If you rewatch the video USP clearly states the reason they called out the Porsche is that he calls BS on the power. He also offers to race them in his 996 Turbo as well which I would like to see.
      1. Sticky's Avatar
        Sticky -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Spool Click here to enlarge
        I dont want to discredit USP but there is no way in hell this Porsche made 1300hp.
        I think everyone agrees on this point. That is the number the Porsche owner claimed.
      1. 600whp S4's Avatar
        600whp S4 -
        The S4 has no back seats