BMW drivers are the most likely to cheat and engage in extramarital affairs a recent survey says

Published on 04-19-2012 04:50 PM

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Uh oh, it seems to be true, the ladies do love BMW's! A survey by Illicit Encounters states that there is an intrinsic link between success and cheating. We will take the compliment that a BMW equals success. Additionally, married women are most likely to cheat with a BMW owner. The survey also claims BMW drivers are less likely to settle for an unsatisfying relationship. BMW owners polled who said they were unfaithful were more than double the next group which was Audi owners. This proves once and for all that Quattro simply is not as exciting. No word on just how irresistible the opposite sex finds modified BMW's such as supercharged M3's but based on the numbers here our boosted brethren are going to have vibrant social lives.

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G0TB00ST? - 04-19-2012, 05:03 PM
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Another win for BMW!

Eleventeen - 04-19-2012, 05:36 PM
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Like my status says... Boost gets you laid.

singletrack - 04-19-2012, 06:55 PM
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Once again; we're number one!

Sticky - 04-19-2012, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Eleventeen

Like my status says... Boost gets you laid.

Sure seems like it, damn.

hworang00 - 04-19-2012, 08:16 PM
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Well damn, apparently I switched too soon...

Ryan Mills - 04-19-2012, 08:32 PM
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I bet deep down it has something to do with the fact that most BMW owners like to drive, and like to drive exciting cars. This in turn leads to owners seeking other exciting things like other booty. That's my scientific observation.

Yukohama - 04-19-2012, 08:41 PM
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this better not apply to M's only.

Sticky - 04-19-2012, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Yukohama

this better not apply to M's only.

Nope, supercharged M's get you foursomes. True story.

KB - 04-19-2012, 09:55 PM
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So...since my wife also drive a bimmer...... (Me in the middle)

Sticky - 04-19-2012, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by KB

So...since my wife also drive a bimmer...... (Me in the middle)

Married women are most likely to cheat with BMW owners...

KB - 04-19-2012, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Sticky

Married women are most likely to cheat with BMW owners...

Yeah, so a married women would love us!!!!!! My wife is already $#@!ing a guy that owns the most badass bmw ever made! (Im talking about my 1M if you didnt know!)

Sticky - 04-19-2012, 10:07 PM
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So with my m3 all modded out basically I should carry pepper spray around with me to keep all the females off who no doubt will be trying to rape me? If I pull out a dynosheet I may have to fight these women for my life.

KB - 04-19-2012, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Sticky

So with my m3 all modded out basically I should carry pepper spray around with me to keep all the females attempting off who no doubt will be trying to rape me? If I pull out a dynosheet I may have to fight these women for my life.

Not really, men seem to be attracted to M cars more than females....I dont think most women can tell the differece between a 128 to your M3.

Sticky - 04-19-2012, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by KB

Not really, men seem to be attracted to M cars more than females....I dont think most women can tell the differece between a 128 to your M3.

Good thing it doesn't seem to matter to them. They just want the BMW badge. Hell, I should just put that on my clothes.

Yukohama - 04-19-2012, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Sticky

Nope, supercharged M's get you foursomes. True story.

oh goody. what about compound charged M's?